What a horrible crippling snow storm.
Tulsa is shut down because of the perilous driving conditions.
The news keeps giving weather updates telling everyone to stay home and if they have to go out to drive slowly and carefully. They advise people to carry extra coats with them and to have blankets in the car just in case they break down.
I'm afraid to go out....it's like 23 degrees and there is an inch of snow on the ground...
What Kind of Frozen Tundra have I brought my family to?
I hope you all realize that this post is dripping with mocking sarcasm.